I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.
The very, very large women that shop in Hot Topic, presumably thinking gothic clothing and far too much eyeliner will accentuate their inner beauty, not their outer fatty.
"Do you hear that scraping sound like a forklift raking up against the side of a brick building?"
"Yeah man, must be a gothipotamus in a plaid miniskirt plowing her way to Hot Topic to buy the newest Fallout Boy t-shirt."