got smoked 

You lost / you got beaten British slang used by Roadmans.

G you got smoked in fifa cuz ! 5-1

got smoked by ROADMAN10x February 4, 2018

Got Smoked 

Defeated in a sprinting competition in a track and field event from 100 m through 400 m

Man...I got smoked. That other dude was really fast and won the race.

Got Smoked by Monty 82 April 30, 2024

got a spare smoke 

a commonly used phrase by homeless people , bums and degenerates who cant afford there own smokes and think for some reason your pack came with extras

coming out of a bar , hey man .. got a spare smoke ?

got a spare smoke by non smoker February 4, 2010

Smoke 'em if you got 'em 

To tell someone that they have limited time to do something, or that someone needs to quickly finish up whatever they were already in the middle of. Usually said before something significant is about to happen that would make doing said thing more difficult to do later on.

Assumed to come from the military, with officers letting soldiers know that it was time to rest and indulge (e.g. smoking the cigarettes they earned/found) between movements. However, over time the term has somewhat evolved to imply preparedness and finality, as in "this may be the last time you can do this, so do it now".

Correct speech would be "smoke them if you've got them" which is usually cut down to "smoke 'em if you got 'em" or "smoke 'em if ya got 'em", depending on accent or how fast the phrase is being said.

"Hostiles incoming! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
"Well, I'm the ride home, and I think it's time to go. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and then I'm leaving - with or without you."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. If at any point during the ride you become disoriented... there's nothing we can do about it. Now, have you removed all of your jewelry...? Are you allergic to shellfish...?" "JEEBS!" "RIGHT THEN! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"

Smoke 'em if you got 'em by TheRobotMenace March 21, 2022

Smoke em if you got em 

When there is an unavoidable delay in an activity, some people will say "smoke 'em if you got 'em" as a way of saying "this is going to take a while to fix, so you might as well do something other than just wait (like taking a smoke break)".

After Joe's car broke down on the deserted country road, he called a tow truck and told his passengers "Smoke em if you got em".

Smoke em if you got em by hogarth June 14, 2006

smoke em if you got em 

When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.

Said in a time when death is imminent.

As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...

John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>

smoke em if you got em by BakeCarrots December 29, 2008

Smoke 'em if you got 'em 

Indicates that the smoking tobacco is permissible and encouraged.

Originated in mid-20th century wartime. Commonly used during small gatherings of allied troops. Tobacco was a rationed commodity, at the time, and was generally in short supply.

The term was later popularized in Hollywood war movies.

The commanding officer would typically use the term when opening a meeting in order to get the troops' attention and to relax them (assuming, of course, that they 'had em').

"It's getting rough out there. We've got to review strategy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. We've got some tough decisions to make...."

Smoke 'em if you got 'em by Dave Devoid August 1, 2006