gossip train 

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

gossip train by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

toxic gossip train 

Song by Colleen Ballinger “apologizing” for being a groomer

All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station

toxic gossip train by Gabbyxxb421 July 1, 2023

toxic gossip train 

Toxic gossip train täk-sik gäsəp trāne is a term used by a specific content creator to create a narrative of negativity and hate to distract from their disgusting and deplorable behavior. This specific word may be recited in iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with poorly timed Jim (from the office) glances to the camera and a tuned ukulele.

Person A: "You were recently accused of grooming and traumatizing multiple minors."

Person B: "I didn't do it. I'm not a groomer, just a loser."

Person A: "Ok, what proof do you have?"

Person B: "It's the... *pulls out ukulele* ♫toxic gossip train♫..."

toxic gossip train by random person on the internet1 June 30, 2023

toxic gossip train 

A phrase used by content creators that is usually used to create a narrative of hate and negativity to distract from their actions, downplay their wrongdoings, or refrain from taking accountability for their exposed misdeeds. This phrase may be used during CSGO lottery sites for children, desperate dms to minors, and years of weird and predatory behavior toward children. This phrase may be recited in Iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with a ukulele and awkward glances to the camera.

Person A: "You have been accused of grooming and taking advantage of your fans, who are mostly minors."

Person B: "I didn't do it."

Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."

toxic gossip train by random person on the internet1 July 2, 2023

Toxic Gossip Train 

When things are being said about you that are 100% true, but you don’t want to admit it, so you blame it on the Toxic Gossip Train.

Person 1: Guys, I’m a victim of the Toxic Gossip Train-
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU

Toxic Gossip Train by AceSpaceCase August 5, 2023

Toxic gossip train 

The Toxic gossip train is a term for a train that passes through the Manipulation station. The Toxic gossip train spreads information that seem misleading, but are actually true.

C: All aboard the Toxic gossip train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation.

Toxic gossip train by tootsie33 August 10, 2023

Toxic Gossip Train 

A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.

Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.

The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu

Toxic Gossip Train by Ajfkcneoxnalz July 28, 2023