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goreassing

To goreass means to do all the effort you can, to be ugly and disgusting; to be repulsive, to get people's rejection.

Including:
Looking people in the eyes when squinting; letting go of saliva when someone asks you a question; to purposely put your finger in your throat to vomit in front of someone (esp when he's rich and wears a suit,make sure something spills on his suit); to start shaking violently with foam on your mouth shouting or screaming very loud when someone tries to approach you; and become motionless again when he leaves; to stare past people instead of looking at them; to spit on yourself; to fart a silent and extreme smelly one, look at someone nearby, and start smiling; to regularly twitch your hear and stutter when talking to someone
Did you see that guy over there? He's a fucking freak!

Ha, I see you've met freddy! Don't worry, he's unbeatable in goreassing. Noone can beat him!
goreassing by Fukaface! December 20, 2010
Something that is both gorgeous and amazing.
The picture is gormazing.
Gormazing by formulos March 26, 2013

greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

batty-greasing 

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.
rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.
Eating tremendous amounts of food to the point you turn into a beached whale.
I was gorging so much salsa with a spoon that I turned into a baby beluga.
gorging by David Dada August 25, 2006

Greasing the flagpole 

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube
i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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