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goreassing

To goreass means to do all the effort you can, to be ugly and disgusting; to be repulsive, to get people's rejection.

Including:
Looking people in the eyes when squinting; letting go of saliva when someone asks you a question; to purposely put your finger in your throat to vomit in front of someone (esp when he's rich and wears a suit,make sure something spills on his suit); to start shaking violently with foam on your mouth shouting or screaming very loud when someone tries to approach you; and become motionless again when he leaves; to stare past people instead of looking at them; to spit on yourself; to fart a silent and extreme smelly one, look at someone nearby, and start smiling; to regularly twitch your hear and stutter when talking to someone
Did you see that guy over there? He's a fucking freak!

Ha, I see you've met freddy! Don't worry, he's unbeatable in goreassing. Noone can beat him!
goreassing by Fukaface! December 20, 2010
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greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
To inform law enforcement of illegal activity. To snitch. To rat on someone.
Karen went viral for grassing on her neighbors, who were selling water without a permit.
Grassing by The Angry Britt September 17, 2020

batty-greasing 

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.
rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

Greasing the flagpole 

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube
i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

Greasing Around 

The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.

An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.
- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"

- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"

Greasing gio

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio
Greasing gio by johnshlatt January 28, 2023