1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
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Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.
Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.
by Godmasterfan December 24, 2010
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A device much like a stairmaster, but instead of two steps on the machine their are two gong mallets on the machine. Used by percussionists of all shapes and sizes to strengthen the forearms, biceps, triceps, while simletaneously practicing some good old fashioned gong motions.
Example of a Gongmaster (tm) Commercial:
Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"
Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*
Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"
Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*
by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 15, 2009
Get the Gongmaster mug.1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.
3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.
3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.
Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
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Get the Glormasterfonicopia mug.1. The Lord, your savior.
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
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