goozmaster 

1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.

Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0

WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.

I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo

goozmaster by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015

Godmaster

The name of an overpowering God, greater than all, who is sometimes referred to as "Rodrigo" or "leader of men." He holds everyone's highest respect.

Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.

Diego: "YOU are the Godmaster!"

Rodrigo: "No YOU!"

Diego: "What a GM."

Godmaster by Godmasterfan December 24, 2010

Gongmaster 

A device much like a stairmaster, but instead of two steps on the machine their are two gong mallets on the machine. Used by percussionists of all shapes and sizes to strengthen the forearms, biceps, triceps, while simletaneously practicing some good old fashioned gong motions.

Example of a Gongmaster (tm) Commercial:

Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"

Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*

Gongmaster by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 15, 2009

Goomster 

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.

Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"

Goomster by Goomstar July 19, 2010

götmaster 

göt = ass
hence, götmaster = one who has mastered the göt

Timmy has truely mastered the göt, he is the götmaster

götmaster by cubon August 26, 2005

Glormasterfonicopia 

A place inhibited only by D-Bags and chinchillas during the months of October and February

For my birthday, i received a pet chinchilla from Glormasterfonicopia.

Glormasterfonicopia by BigB Pro 10 April 3, 2008

GoofMaster 

1. The Lord, your savior.

2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.

3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.

4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka

"GoofMaster is better than sex."

GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009