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Gongmaster

A device much like a stairmaster, but instead of two steps on the machine their are two gong mallets on the machine. Used by percussionists of all shapes and sizes to strengthen the forearms, biceps, triceps, while simletaneously practicing some good old fashioned gong motions.
Example of a Gongmaster (tm) Commercial:

Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"

Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*
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Godmaster

The name of an overpowering God, greater than all, who is sometimes referred to as "Rodrigo" or "leader of men." He holds everyone's highest respect.

Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.
Diego: "YOU are the Godmaster!"

Rodrigo: "No YOU!"

Diego: "What a GM."
by Godmasterfan December 24, 2010
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Tongmaster General

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.
Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.
by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023
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dongmaster

n The master of the penis. Either one's own, or someone else's.
Dude, I am the freakin' DONGMASTER!

Will you be my dongmaster tonight, honey?
by Jimmy James April 10, 2003
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dongmaster

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.
by Jimmy James April 10, 2003
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Bongmaster

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.
Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.
by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015
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ganjmaster

Master of the ganja.
Me: Yo dude that guys got such a sick bong!
You: Must be a ganjmaster.
by The Ganjmaster October 21, 2011
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