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GoofMaster 

1. The Lord, your savior.

2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.

3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.

4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009
Words you can keep
The name of an overpowering God, greater than all, who is sometimes referred to as "Rodrigo" or "leader of men." He holds everyone's highest respect.

Godmaster may be shortened to GM for colloquial use. When talking about "YOU" this is in reference to the Godmaster.
Diego: "YOU are the Godmaster!"

Rodrigo: "No YOU!"

Diego: "What a GM."
Godmaster by Godmasterfan December 24, 2010

gofasters 

This is what Marines call running shoes
I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.
gofasters by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

goofster 

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.
She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.
goofster by somegoof January 17, 2005

geoffmaster 

more intense version of the term "jeffmaster"
a jeffmaster to the highest degree
dude that was the dumbest fuckin thing you could've done you are the world's biggest geoffmaster
geoffmaster by G Smith 24 July 12, 2007

Gongmaster 

A device much like a stairmaster, but instead of two steps on the machine their are two gong mallets on the machine. Used by percussionists of all shapes and sizes to strengthen the forearms, biceps, triceps, while simletaneously practicing some good old fashioned gong motions.
Example of a Gongmaster (tm) Commercial:

Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"

Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*

Goomster 

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Goomster by Goomstar July 19, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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