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A perfect harmonious balance of good and evil. Usually associated with a sadist who is capable of unspeakable cruelty and capable of unlimited compassion.
Sadist: I’m going to hurt you now. But, you are safe, I will never harm you. When I have finished torturing you I will clean your wounds and hold you while you fall into a deep peaceful sleep.

Masochist: your so goovil to me Sir, Thank You!! *starts crying*

Sadist: Its my pleasure. *smiles*
goovil by Nickzwa December 23, 2009
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It is the act of doing something goofy.
Sarah : You make me so Happy.
Chatez : How happy?
Sarah : So happy that I'm smiling goofily.

Chatez : I can walk like a Penguin, See.
Sarah : You're doing that so goofily.
Goofily by Alavar Vladmir April 30, 2011

groovilicious 

Somthing/someone who is groovy and delicious!!! can be applied anywhere
"hey that chick is sooooooo groovilicious!"
groovilicious by Abi <3 July 6, 2006
a big fat retarded creature who lumbers around all day, and can only sleep when cuddling...its homosexuality is questioned at times.
whats that fat thing over there cuddling with benny? oh wait, thats arbie, he is a goovin
goovin by bubba! March 30, 2009

googillion 

A googillion is an astronomer’s "largest number possible" synonym for everyday real-world objects that are unknown and unknowable. Example, from string theory, how many strings are there in the universe? The answer is a googillion. Although the real answer is a specific number at any given point in time, the number is both an unknown and unknowable largest number.
Since any largest number can become larger simply by adding the number one, all the strings in the universe plus one is also a googillion.
source: Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, Large numbers
Example, from string theory, how many strings are there in the universe? The answer is a googillion. Although the real answer is a specific number at any given point in time, the number is both an unknown and unknowable largest number.
googillion by steve byrne November 18, 2005

googily eyes 

Eyes which are capable of looking up and down at the same time. Most notably seen on niggazoids or any black person who is under the influence of crack or any other cheap and hallucinatory drug they can steal or get their dirty hands on.
Look at those googily eyes on that niggazoid sitting in the corner shootin that crack!
googily eyes by 207 boyz July 7, 2008

googilisious 

when someone is so hott that you have the sudden urge to Google them every time you hear there name.
Oh my god, did you see Chelsey last night, she was so googilisious!
googilisious by ChelseyAmburr April 18, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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