goostrich

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.

by gnostic3 January 7, 2022

goorich

The fat below your your belt that bulges out, above your vagina. Also known as a front butt

I really hope these pants don't give me a goorich, I just ate a big lunch.

by goorich_gurus January 1, 2015

Goodrich, WI

A hick town in North Central Wisconsin located on the intersection of Highways 64 and 97. Consists of a bar, a church, and a saw mill.

Let's go out to Goodrich, WI and get drunk and shoot shit.

by GoodrichGrant April 22, 2009

Goodrich

A village (surrounded by Grand Blanc, Davison, and Ortonville) that surprisingly has two gas stations.

"Goodrich is a suburban farm area."

by A Non E Mouss October 19, 2008

Goodrich

The last name of a family.

I met *blank* Goodrich last night.

by The Triggerer May 22, 2018

Goodriching

The art of teeling someone you will be at a social function, and then completely not showing up.

You Goodriched me today. Thanks for not coming to my crawfish boil. Goodriching is not showing up.

by B_lake March 17, 2019

Goodrich

to not follow through with an action; to talk the talk, but not walk the walk.

Sorry I didn't come to the happy hour that I organized yesterday--I guess I Goodriched it...

by robert matthew van winkle September 6, 2019