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goostrich 

n. Any hard to identify tall gangly bird. Also, by extension, any ungainly woman, especially in Australia.

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Spied Bruce here with a proper goostrich last night at the Clobber Dinkum in Perth. Looked like they was about to nest in the bulrushes.

Stick a Fosters in yer gob Charley. That was me mum choking on a bit of wallaby brisket.
goostrich by gnostic3 January 7, 2022
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The fat below your your belt that bulges out, above your vagina. Also known as a front butt
I really hope these pants don't give me a goorich, I just ate a big lunch.
goorich by goorich_gurus January 1, 2015

Goodrich, WI 

A hick town in North Central Wisconsin located on the intersection of Highways 64 and 97. Consists of a bar, a church, and a saw mill.
Let's go out to Goodrich, WI and get drunk and shoot shit.
Goodrich, WI by GoodrichGrant April 22, 2009

Goodrich 

A village (surrounded by Grand Blanc, Davison, and Ortonville) that surprisingly has two gas stations.
"Goodrich is a suburban farm area."
Goodrich by A Non E Mouss October 19, 2008

Goodrich 

I met *blank* Goodrich last night.
Goodrich by The Triggerer May 22, 2018

Goodriching

The art of teeling someone you will be at a social function, and then completely not showing up.
You Goodriched me today. Thanks for not coming to my crawfish boil. Goodriching is not showing up.
Goodriching by B_lake March 17, 2019

Goodrich 

to not follow through with an action; to talk the talk, but not walk the walk.
Sorry I didn't come to the happy hour that I organized yesterday--I guess I Goodriched it...