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Goose Chase 

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.
Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.
Goose Chase by Newster11111 July 29, 2010

Wild goose chase 

See being led in circles
Wild goose chase by Blake S February 16, 2004

fried goose chase 

when someone is high, and can’t comprehend what is going on.
“yo, let’s go for a smoke.”
…
“bro i’m fried goose chase rn, i don’t even know my name.”

Romantic Wild Goose Chase

A romantic pursuit that's beyond hopeless but continues on no less. A one-sided love affair plain and simple.
Who's that tall drink of water?
That's Donna. John's newest romantic wild goose chase.
The poor guy doesn't even know she has a long-distance boyfriend... yet.

wild goose chase 

A word used by adults to children when the adults have no clue where they are.
Angie:"Grandma are we lost?"
Grandma:"No Angie we are just on a wild goose chase."
Angie:"Really!"
wild goose chase by Angelikah November 10, 2007

wild goose chase 

when you've killed all but one of your enemy's units (in a RTS game) and the last of the enemy's units is roaching around, possibly in your base killing your workers, until your enemy sees that you've sent your entire army at his last unit and consequently runs his last unit around the map, leading your 50 unit army on a wild goose chase for 30 minutes until he abruptly resigns when your army closes in on his unit.
OMG, I thought I won the game, but his last light cavalry was harassing my economy and I had to send my entire army to lead a wild goose chase after that last light cavalry unit for 30 minutes - and then that bastard resigned just when his light cavalry fell into my ambush.
wild goose chase by inquilinekea October 15, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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