goorit 

A measure of time equal to 60 hours.

It is often easier or more accurate to speak of goorits than to say "two or three days" or "about half a week".

"I'll come back and pick up my order in a goorit. Can you have it ready by then?"

"Minutes are to seconds as goorits are to hours."

goorit by totalabacus February 3, 2009

Goorious 

This is a term used for the schizophrenic state of being excessively goofy and excessively serious, the ability to switch between the two, and being nowhere in between. This is generally encountered in high school band, choir, and other such musical groups. On their free time, they may act like stupid 5-year-olds. Some may even laugh at everything, every atom moved, every word spoken, even if to others it is dumb.

But when around adults, and in concerts, they become boring. In fact, very boring. They are obsessed with rules and such, and obey them like robots. They respect everyone, no matter how weird they are. And after the show, they switch back.

Goorious people are made fun of because they are goorious.

The chorus consisted of two groups: one made up of nerds obsessed with theory, and the other of goorious oddballs who would be bullied if they werent in the group.

Goorious by Urine Corporation October 13, 2012

goorich 

The fat below your your belt that bulges out, above your vagina. Also known as a front butt

I really hope these pants don't give me a goorich, I just ate a big lunch.

goorich by goorich_gurus January 1, 2015

goodity 

Infinitely good. The most bestest good. The goodest good there is.

That burger was the best I've ever had, it was goodity.

goodity by dk6114 July 18, 2014

gorithic 

gorithic is a soundcloud producer. He's going to keep being the backbone and stop making beats, and start to work on singing and vocals. His name gorithic was made by an old friend called "Mia" she gave him the idea to make his name gorithic as he was wanting to have a new name for people to call him.

The word gorithic is two words combined which are; (gore + gothic) = gorithic.

Person: What does gorithic's name mean?

Person 2: It's two words combined, gore + gothic = gorithic.

gorithic by \[T]/ February 4, 2020

Goopitis 

A term primarily referring to Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop that primarily spreads scientific misinformation. It is primarily used as a word similar in context to bullshit but in a lower overall aspiration as to utilize the spread of "natural science" as a means to make an extra dollar from a gullible consumer. Basically using the internet to spread miss-information in order to be a Shyster.

I have Jenny has started a website to promote selling $120 stickers that increase your Energy Aura. She seems to have a strong case of Goopitis...

Goopitis by Kermit-K June 29, 2017

gooditude 

When you have a good attitude.

Omg Emma has such a gooditude states Mrs. Waddell

gooditude by emmathegenius March 27, 2019