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goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.
He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.
goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011
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yea man i was hitting that goonyah all night until the break of dawn, hell yea!.
goonyah by nockz August 12, 2004
Slang term for a woman's vagina. Also know as, vag, axe wound, moose knuckle, bearded clam, etc.
You really must witness a freshly shorn goonya, there truly is nothing like it.
goonya by DezlPower July 13, 2003

goonatic 

one who subscribes to the unconventional on a daily basis; one who's behavior is always a mystery, as well as, a delight to the beholder.
When Socks slept on the boxes of crackers he was a true goonatic. Not he only thing that was crackers!
goonatic by the old bear February 4, 2010
a very tight, nicely shaved vagina.
Goonya, it's what's for dinner!

Hey man i'm trying to get some Goonya tonight.
Goonya by brainismushy January 13, 2010

goonatic 

a stupid person or a goon and a lunitic
together
you are one goonatic you stupid fool!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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