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goonatic 

a stupid person or a goon and a lunitic
together
you are one goonatic you stupid fool!
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goonatic 

A stupid person, a mixture of a goon and a lunatic
"oh my god you goonatic!"

"he can be such a goonatic!"
goonatic by Scott lockhart January 17, 2008

goonstick 

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.
Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."
goonstick by ripjaden March 28, 2023

Goonalicous 

an attractive female with a tendency for blushing on public transportation
That girl at the bus stop was goonalicous
Goonalicous by anonintransit March 18, 2009

goonstick 

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.
“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”
goonstick by Whorses February 1, 2022
(1) To “goonatize” something is to make or change something into goon material. (2) to fantasize thoughts that gooners or goonetes would have.
“Bro don’t goonatize that character it’s my favorite one.”
Goonatize by Brookshiki February 5, 2025
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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