saintsundere's definitions

Michaelangeloism

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Low IQ Situation

A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.

Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.

He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.

by saintsundere September 15, 2024

solipsomnia

(noun) acutely aware of yourself, your solitude, and your loneliness, the more hours you go without sleep.

It was easy to tell John was in a state of solipsomnia because he was starting to question what age he learned political jargon.

by saintsundere October 17, 2024

goonerilla warfare

(noun)
State-based psycho-sexual warfare on its own populace and others' populaces to weaken resolve via gooning content; a form of social castration where the user practices gooning culture through acts of self-deprecation and disassociation.

Who knew that the Me! Me! Me! video, meant to raise awareness of anime addiction, loneliness, and isolation would turn into a form of goonerilla warfare?

by saintsundere October 13, 2024

ABC Defense

(noun)
A linguistic defense mechanism named after the 1992 crime thriller, Glengarry Glen Ross, referencing the sales method, "Always Be Closing." ABC Defense drafts a covert contract between the speaker and the listener to "be nice."
A. Affectation of Anxiety. Appear socially inept or weak to encourage others' sympathy.
B. Be Gentle. Tone police people who sound "too loud" or "too angry."
C. Covert Contract of Expectation. Assume, out loud, that the other person won't be "cruel."

In the 1965 film "Three Approaches to Psychotherapy," Gloria uses the ABC Defense when she says, "A) Right now I'm nervous but B) I feel more comfortable the way you're talking in a low voice and C) I don't feel like you'll be so harsh on me."

by saintsundere October 13, 2024

social castration

(noun) the act of tone policing humor, beliefs, and other thoughts seen as politically incorrect, often using insults that demean virginal males to tone police.

Calling a guy an incel for saying most women are “looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes” is social castration.

by saintsundere July 12, 2024

simpicity

The quality or condition of doing way too much for someone liked, or having qualities ascribed to being a simp.

The toxic simpicity in this chat is unbearable. She's not going to have sex with you.

by saintsundere February 20, 2021