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1. Someone exhibiting behavior resembling a goblin.
2. Someone being annoying or causing problems in the general vicinity.
3. 56 sided geometrical shape.
1. Ay quit trying to touch my food with them crusty hands you goongle.
2. I can do everything else, but I can’t find the area of this goongle.
Goongle by DJ WeakKnees May 20, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Google, but for gooners.
dude 1: yo i like goongling the word "dildos"
dude 2: goongle? whats that?
goongle by Your pseudonym May 12, 2025
Goongle (v.) — to search something online with a mix of intense focus, arousal, or obsession

Etymology:
From goon (as in the slang for obsessive or intense self-pleasure or fixation) + Google (to search online).
When the Spanish teacher is so fine that you goongle advanced vocabulary to impress her
Goongle by Alegyatrix October 13, 2025

Google Barrel Roll 

When you Google Barrel Roll, it turns the Entire page around!!!!
When I did Google Barrel Roll, it did indeed turn the whole page around in a circle!!!!
Google Barrel Roll by Starchylde September 12, 2016

Google Fingers 

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.
"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."
Google Fingers by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office
it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch
Google Thumper by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.
Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.
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