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Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 21, 2011

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

googlegeist 

spirit of insatiable greed for information via search engines...
rachel is lost in the googlegeist.
googlegeist by yosefa zaftig January 15, 2008

Gooseheimers 

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.
That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.
Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008

googlenheimer 

A fetish for chodes.
Girl 1: I won't swallow unless it's square.
Girl 2: EW! GOOGLENHEIMER OR WHAT?
googlenheimer by bananaaz March 10, 2009

googlehammer 

Googlehammer is a sick prank site which shows a guy spinning his penis around, while the song "Right Round" is playing in the background.

You can not exit out the site, if you try it says "You've Been Dick Rolled"
For example: I was on www.meez.com talking 2 my friend, then he said go to Googlehammer.com, then i said ok. then i couldn't get out the link so i took out the battery out of my laptop for it to stop.
googlehammer by Spyker44 August 21, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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