Googlezheimers

Googlezheimers occurs when you forget something a few seconds after you look it up

I can’t remember what it is and I only Googled it this morning, must be suffering from Googlezheimers

by Monoculi October 8, 2023

Googleheimer's

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.

by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008

End-stage Googleheimer's

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

by brainyuck May 12, 2011

googlenheimer

A fetish for chodes.

Girl 1: I won't swallow unless it's square.
Girl 2: EW! GOOGLENHEIMER OR WHAT?

by bananaaz March 10, 2009

googleheimers

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect

"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."

by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010

Googleheimers

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011