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Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 21, 2011

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

googenheimer 

1.) a german who speaks english with a very very strong accent

2.) any german thing or person
That googenheimer was speaking to me yesterday, but i couldn't understand a thing.
googenheimer by Veign August 17, 2007

googlheimer 

that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.
"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"

"yes perri, i did, why?"

"because i took it"

"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"
googlheimer by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008

GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL 

where you insert the penis in to the vagina,then you eat out you partner with 7 other female specimens. whilst fucking your mom.then you eat out your dog or suck his cock.go doggy syle with your dad or brother, then outside take a HUGE shit. then throw it at your neighbors, in a used condom, while they are going at it.
it's really satisfying.
GIVES LARGE BONERS.
your mom gave a great GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL last night.
GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL by siabcusa. February 23, 2008

Goosenheimer 

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".
John: You're such a goosenheimer.
Goosenheimer by Noneone September 13, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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