googlefail 

May 14, 2009 - The day that Google failed. All of google's services slowed down to an incredibly slow speed, while some like Gmail and Google Maps were completely unaccessible. While most issues were resolved by noon EST, such an epic fail on google's part has not been recorded in recent history.

Dude 1: Hey man i'm trying to check my gmail and it won't load
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!

googlefail by veedawg May 14, 2009

googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.

RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)

googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004

googleable 

Something that is able to be found on the popular Internet search engine Google.

Mrs. Kim's husband is googleable.

googleable by Lisa November 12, 2004

googleability 

The ability of a Google search to find web pages for the person being searched.

Profesional, personal or social networking web pages will be pages listed in the search.

The googleability of her name makes it easy to find her My Space web pages.

googleability by B. Foster April 28, 2008

googleguilt 

n. The sense of anxiety, sketch, voyeurism, or general sneakiness that one derives from googling an acquaintance or person-of-interest.

Can also be applied to the strange and guilty feeling one has when deliberately seeking out information on a guilty pleasure (slash fiction, cosplay, a fansite, or Sheryl Crow, for instance). Alternately, it might mean the sneaky feeling one gets when reading the myspace profile or friendster page of an acquaintance, former classmate, or coworker.

"I met this really cool dude in the Laundro-Rama, but I felt so sketch and skeevy when I googled him later. Major googleguilt."

googleguilt by Jenn Frank March 14, 2006

googlephilia 

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.

Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.

googlephilia by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011

Googleable 

Something that is able to be found on google.

Hey, do you think this problem is googleable?

Googleable by Kevinthdinosaur October 5, 2010