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googlephilia 

A term used to describe a fetish one has with anything that involves Google, especially Google maps. A googlephiliac treats Google like porn, with the common link being that men are highly stimulated by visual images. However instead of a sexual drive, the googlephiliac spends hours a day searching the site for useless knowledge and memorizing nearby locations.
Have you seen V-Dawg today?" "No, he's been locked up in his room all day because of his googlephilia.
googlephilia by A-Dazzle0502 May 23, 2011
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googlephile 

someone with an overwhelmingly obscene fascination to use google. Using it for everything from simple searches to very in-depth research on a subject.
Rodney, man you are a total googlephile. Have you thought about using wikipedia?
googlephile by Will Odom February 22, 2008

googlephobia 

The fear of Googling something you have a casual interest in learning more about, for fear of being constantly re-targeted with ads for that product.
I want to learn more about Goodyear Tires for my Camry, but I've got Googlephobia about all the ads I'll see from now till the day I die. I guess I'll just go down to Discount Tire instead.
googlephobia by SunDevil1959 January 7, 2020

googlephile 

Somebody who will only use Google, including their less prominent services.
Steve's such a googlephile, he always uses Google Docs and Google Video instead of Microsoft Word and Youtube.
googlephile by reubenco October 16, 2009

googlephoria 

After Googling for hours, you finally find what you were looking for.
The googlephoria I felt after finding a page that answered my obscure question was amazing!
googlephoria by brookesy111 November 10, 2014

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026