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googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.
After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!
googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googlemoogle 

used in stead of "mother of god"
great googlemoogle she's ugly
googlemoogle by DAY July 5, 2003

Googamortis 

That feeling you get when Google's broken.
*type in search terms and hit enter*

Muh?

*reload*

What the...?

*try another site*

Oh shit. I got googamortis.
Googamortis by KapnK October 20, 2010

googleosophy 

Investigation, discovery, and pursuit of all that rocks on the Internet. One who practices this art is a googler.
"I'll research (fill in blank) on the net, I have a degree in Googleosophy."
googleosophy by IYF May 22, 2005

Goochamos 

Is a decendent from a line of words used in slang meaning "good" or "how are you?" Starting from "what's up?" evolving to "whats good?" to "whats gucci?" to "Goochamos". It can be used in many different styles of context.
Dude, I think the cops are following us.

Nah, were goochamos.

or,

How you feeling man?

GOOCHAMOS

or,

Dude, I cant believe we both banged Tracey!

Yea man that Eiffel Tower was goochamos
Goochamos by D. RizZlE October 4, 2012

googlaholic 

one (typically a stay at home mom, with kids that don't need a mom) who spends all their time on the computer doing absolutely useless things and finding all these great new websites and labs and all sorts of stuff that people don't need but this person finds super cool.
dude. my mom stayed on her computer all weekend. she was on when i woke up, still on when i went to bed, she stayed up for 3 days straight on it!

wow, she's quite the googlaholic
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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