Googamortis 

That feeling you get when Google's broken.

*type in search terms and hit enter*

Muh?

*reload*

What the...?

*try another site*

Oh shit. I got googamortis.

Googamortis by KapnK October 20, 2010

Gigamortis 

If you're a musician, when you wake up the following morning with aches and pains attributed to the gig the night before.

"Jeez - I need to find some drugs to tackle this early morning sore back - it's the gigamortis again....."

Gigamortis by Keefman December 14, 2014

gregamortis 

Someone that looks like a Greg has had way too much to drink and is near death but still alive.

He’s been passed out so long gregamortis is setting in.

gregamortis by MsMindy28 November 4, 2022