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Googlam 

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The pseudonym for Google being an American owned, but operated from an Islamic idealogy. The co-founders; Larry Page and Sergey Brin, incorporated the company in 1998. By 2004 it had reached an implied value of almost $25B dollars. Its unofficial slogan, coined by Gmail's first engineer, Paul Buchheit, was "Don't be evil." Although the largest, most powerful internet search engine will practically help you search for anything, it has a built in self protection ID (Islamic Detection) that keeps both founders and the majority of Islamic information, in it's own Goggle "bubble", thus not allowing anything negative, slanderous, or "evil". However, as with Islam, there are two very different sides to Googlam. One side tries peacefully to help spread unbiased electronic information around the world, (through a database unknown to most humans), while the the other side continually tries to dominate the world, (one small lawsuit at a time) by making and gaining attention anytime someone or something steps in it's path. It's shear size and financial power will make most simply step aside, however if a publicaly viewed, explosive courtroom battle is what it takes to get the point across, Google has a continuing supply of young lawyers just wanting the chance to show they'd die to work for one of the largest companies in the world.
Googlam will always help you find what you want, unless it's not in the best interest of Google.

Googlam will be willing to sacrifice a small part of its self, in order to create attention, commotion, and it's own self awareness.

Google believes they are the only true search engine and believe they were actually created even before Al Gore invented the internet on his home Apple computer.
Googlam by MPOV January 10, 2010
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Googlemancy 

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In RPGs , magic such as Necromancy (controlling the dead) and Pyromancy (manipulating fire) are often skills that can be leveled up. As such, Googlemancy is the power to manipulate Google to find what you're looking for. Often used in work places, where an old and senile boss will aproach an underling to find some information for him, due to the latter's higher level of Googlemancy.
Mr O'Toole had to ask Kevin, the postroom boy to find the porn he was looking for, due to Kevin's insane Googlemancy skills
Googlemancy by Legatosama April 29, 2010

googlamos

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Portuguese term for telling someone to google their genitals.
Epá, googlamos!
googlamos by Slothminds February 18, 2009

Googlag

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When Google erases a person for political reasons, that person has been sent to the Googlag.

Full credit to Patrick Moore, @EcoSenseNow.
After Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore criticized climate-change politics, Google removed his image and name from searches for “Greenpeace Founders”, hence sending him to the Googlag.
Googlag by Geaver March 19, 2019

googlimage 

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To search for an image using Google's Image Search.
I googlimaged Danica Patrick because I knew I'd be stuck with a bunch of car pictures if I'd gone anywhere else.
googlimage by DsrtDd May 4, 2009

Goolam 

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This is a very handsome man, shy at times but knows when to impress, likes being trendy, A very romantic guy, kind and always loving, most likely hits the gym alot, likely to be very rich in the future, girls get him..
Goolam is pretty guy
Goolam by Mr boss 69 August 9, 2018

googlemoogle 

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great googlemoogle she's ugly
googlemoogle by DAY July 5, 2003
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