Gooklamont 

Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another quasi-important Schenck)

"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"

Gooklamont by WillSchenck- July 4, 2009

Gooklamont 

Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another not quasi-important Schenck)

"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"

Gooklamont by WillSchenck July 4, 2009

Goolimonts 

The gross bits of vegetation, dead fish, and other gunk on the lakebed that touches your leg when you’re swimming.

“Hey man wanna go for a dip out in the lake?”
“Nah, last time I went swimming there was a bunch of goolimonts.”

Goolimonts by Pseudononymous C April 26, 2021