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googlaholic 

one (typically a stay at home mom, with kids that don't need a mom) who spends all their time on the computer doing absolutely useless things and finding all these great new websites and labs and all sorts of stuff that people don't need but this person finds super cool.
dude. my mom stayed on her computer all weekend. she was on when i woke up, still on when i went to bed, she stayed up for 3 days straight on it!

wow, she's quite the googlaholic
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Googleholic 

One who is obsessed with anything Google.
or
One who can't live without Google search.
Man, I can't live without Google anymore. I'm officially a Googleholic.
Googleholic by THEYC August 15, 2008
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Goochaholic 

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)
I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.
Goochaholic by JVD! July 3, 2009

Googaholic

Sandra is a googaholic because she is always using google.
Googaholic by Sawinmass February 3, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026