The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.
Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!
When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget
I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.
Because of my Googliosis, I know that 'banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour' and that 'Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers'.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.