googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.

After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!

googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googlenesia 

The insatiable desire to google something without access to a computer followed by a total lack of recollection of whatever is was that had you so bent out of shape while sitting in front of the computer later.

Oh man, I'm having the worst googlenesia right now. What the hell was I drawing a blank on while I was on the bus, it was driving me crazy!

googlenesia by loco moto June 21, 2008

Googlenesia 

When someone is in your personal space and doesn't leave while your trying to google something. Then you get frustrated and forget

I was sitting at a bar working on my laptop when some old lady came up and tried to hit on me. I was about to google something cool, but got googlenesia because she was in my personal space.

Googlenesia by Clavenson June 6, 2018

Googliosis 

a condition in which an individual is addicted to looking things up on google.com

Because of my Googliosis, I know that 'banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour' and that 'Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers'.

Googliosis by oatmeal-raisin-cookie February 14, 2018

googleosis

Having the need to look up almost everything on Google on a regular basis.

My wife says I have Googleosis, I should spend less time on the Internet and more time doing honey do's...

googleosis by EPMB January 23, 2008

GoogleAssistant 

A person where if you mention their name, your coolness goes up

-You're not cool
-Well you know what? GoogleAssistant
-Oh

GoogleAssistant by GoogleAsisstant January 12, 2022