goofess

The mixed between being Goofy and a doofus.

U a goofess nibba

by I’m That Nibba November 9, 2017

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Grofessional

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.

“Even though he graduated from oaksterdam he isn’t quite a grofessional”

by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020

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grofession

gro·fes·sion
/groˈfeSHən/
noun
1. an act of declaring that one has a master grower of cannabis as a paid occupation, one involving prolonged training and a formal qualifications.

"He graduated from oaksterdam this is chads chosen grofession”

by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020

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hanging like goofeys ears

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears

oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears

by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011

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goofass

One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.

Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!

by Eric Backman June 12, 2007

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