goofess 

The mixed between being Goofy and a doofus.

U a goofess nibba

goofess by I’m That Nibba November 9, 2017

Grofessional 

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.

“Even though he graduated from oaksterdam he isn’t quite a grofessional”

Grofessional by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020

grofession 

gro·fes·sion
/groˈfeSHən/
noun
1. an act of declaring that one has a master grower of cannabis as a paid occupation, one involving prolonged training and a formal qualifications.

"He graduated from oaksterdam this is chads chosen grofession”

grofession by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020

hanging like goofeys ears 

when a women's lips are hanging low like goofeys ears

oh my god her lips were hanging like goofeys ears

hanging like goofeys ears by sea donkey slayer March 13, 2011

goofass

One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.

Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!

goofass by Eric Backman June 12, 2007

goobess

Goober princess

She's beautiful but is also a huge Star Trek nerd; she's my goobess.

goobess by Goober4720 April 4, 2010

Goofenshmitt 

A way to describe someone who is very goofy, or clumsy.

''Did you see the way how Bobby walks, hes such a goofenshmitt!''

Goofenshmitt by mrmonocle101 October 5, 2022