goofass

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One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.

Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!

goofass by Eric Backman June 12, 2007

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goofasaurus

Person who displays extreme goofiness; an extremely goofy person

The goofasaurus was in its natural habitat.

goofasaurus by Jordan Melnick August 3, 2007

Related Words

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goof ass

someone who says something stupid or does something stupid

Ebonee:i heard u suck oll dude dick
CANDICE:MAN GET YO GOOF ASS OUTTA HERE

goof ass by EBONEE August 27, 2006

gofass

An English phrase used by a notorious Bristol gang aka 'Flat 18' as an extreme cuss to tell another local gang, the 'Ralphs', to fuck off from their patch.

When the Ralphs get too close for comfort, tell them to 'Gofass'! Bitches!

gofass by Ibs October 28, 2004

Goonass

6"6" and worthless, albino, or dumb as hell

Henry is a goonass

Goonass by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017

Goofasaurus

A term used to either express or describe the ridiculous nature of an event, individual, or idea. The event, individual, or idea must be quite freaking incredulous in order for it to acquire the descriptor: Goofasaurus.

It is usually directed to another human being and most eloquently summarizes their personality or occurrence that transpired. The word can have both positive and negative connotations based on the context in which the word is used.

Etymology: The only known Dinosaur to have survived until present day. (Kind of paradoxical when you think about it).

"I have a friend and he does the most ridiculous shit, like whine about things, jump off cars, float in a sea of marshmallows. Oh, he is such a Goofasaurus!" said Hamlet.

"You sound like a goofasaurus when you babble about all that nonsense" said Othello.

Goofasaurus by Tyrone Schiff July 9, 2007

goodass

is a better version of badass

You're a goodass bro!

goodass by redpanda91 March 1, 2018

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026