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goofballin 

When you shoot up meth in one arm, and heroin in the other simultaneously. Gives an almost zombie like experience.
Mom: "hey billy want some dinner?"
Billy: "UURRGHREYYYSSSNHLAKMAH"
Mom: "god dang it william are you goofballin' again?!"
Billy: "RHHEEEEEEEE"
goofballin by Ricky nards August 1, 2017

goofballing 

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
goofballing by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019

goofballinism 

the fatal disease of being goofy all the time. cure not yet found.
Tommy was being goofy all night, people say he has goofballinism.
goofballinism by nubnubmcginty November 8, 2010

Goonballin 

The act of entering the Wilderness with no undergarments, allowing one's genitals to swing freely.
I returned so fast I was goonballin', nuts straight slappin against my Moonclan Robes

goofballistic 

An adjective - Someone or something who is acting stupidly weird, or dumb in a strange way. A stupid type of goofball.
Person 1 - My friend is acting super dumb today...
Person 2 - You mean Goofballistic?
Person 1 - Yeah, I guess so.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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