goofballian
Hey, man! Did you see Joey doing tiktok dances last night? He is a major goofballian. (I.E. he is part of the goofballian race)
goofballian by Poiiop#1 September 10, 2022
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goofballin
When you shoot up meth in one arm, and heroin in the other simultaneously. Gives an almost zombie like experience.
Mom: "hey billy want some dinner?"
Billy: "UURRGHREYYYSSSNHLAKMAH"
Mom: "god dang it william are you goofballin' again?!"
Billy: "RHHEEEEEEEE"
Billy: "UURRGHREYYYSSSNHLAKMAH"
Mom: "god dang it william are you goofballin' again?!"
Billy: "RHHEEEEEEEE"
goofballin by Ricky nards August 1, 2017
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goofballing
The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.
Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.
Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.
At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”
After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”
It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.
Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.
At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”
After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”
It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
goofballing by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
goofballinism
goofballinism by nubnubmcginty November 8, 2010
Goonballin
Goonballin by Recycling Bin Dog July 31, 2021
goofballistic
An adjective - Someone or something who is acting stupidly weird, or dumb in a strange way. A stupid type of goofball.
Person 1 - My friend is acting super dumb today...
Person 2 - You mean Goofballistic?
Person 1 - Yeah, I guess so.
Person 2 - You mean Goofballistic?
Person 1 - Yeah, I guess so.
goofballistic by calisveryveryhot69 October 11, 2022
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