Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!

Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"

Goofy Goober by Erick January 7, 2005

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Goofy Goober

Means to be the coolest kid on the block.

from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.

Yo, that kid is totally a Goofy Goober, look at his kicks!

Goofy Goober by Blake And Daniel June 18, 2007

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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

the tear of the goofy goober by Alastus June 21, 2016

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Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

Goofy goober by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019

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goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

goofy goober by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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