GOOBER

a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.
Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!
by Crystal Chanda Lier December 17, 2010
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GOOBER

An annoying person who reminds me of a white glob of slime.
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny
"That kid is such a goober, he's really into being stupid"
by swiftcamels February 10, 2009
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gooberment

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
by Phreeradical January 02, 2012
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Goober

To be a silly goose.
by Drayden.mp4 March 14, 2021
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goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them
by Chrissizzle November 16, 2021
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Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
by Goobcity January 18, 2015
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Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 09, 2006
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