goochner
"he had a fat goochner"
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goocher
When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
goocher by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
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Goocher
from the classic movie "Stand by Me".
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?
Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!
Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!
Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me
they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before
they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like
this. Sincerely.
Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's
babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.
Goocher by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020
goocher
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher
Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher
E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher
Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher
E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher
Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
goocher by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005
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Big Goochers by goochquarf October 29, 2023
Goochberry
much like a raspberry or "zerburt" a goochberry is where one places the lips on the area between the genitals and asshole and then blow making the lips vibrate on this rather unexplored area.
Goochberry by the infamous gobbler January 6, 2008
Goocher
When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
Goocher by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008
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