goobsmack

Being a goofy person

Or participating in goofy activity

“Look at what James is doing that’s some goobsmack shit”

“Man Jeff is being such a goobsmack right now”
“Look at what James is doing that’s some goobsmack shit”

by Deeznuts420_ August 19, 2024

gobsmacked

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

gooback

People from the future who took your job!

The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!

by Chrono72 April 28, 2004

gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded, shocked. From the Irish word "gob" meaning "mouth".

We were utterly gobsmacked when we spotted John at a restaurant on Friday night, after having attended his funeral that very morning!

by Terri M. July 25, 2008

gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

by Eric April 29, 2004

Gobsmacked

UK Slang--def.

When someone is left speechless, dumbfounded, taciturn, non-plussed.

Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?

by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019

gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004