goobley

a bit of guck, gunk or unknown gross stuff found in the corner of eyes, on skin or any other object where the substance/material is unidentifiable.

"it was hard to open my eyes until i cleaned all the goobley off" or "i was about to eat a string bean but i noticed a spot of goobley on it so i had to wash the bean"

by Robyn Gravelle August 8, 2007

Goobley

When one is under the influence of an alcoholic beverage; aka being drunk.
Normally black out drunk

Jen is real goobley right we should probably bring her home.

Katie had two bottles she is so goobley, she just went into the bathroom with a random.

Bo is definitely goobley he is acting boligerant.

by goobed in the sexy house December 8, 2010

Goobley Minion

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.

Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."

by trololololol<3 April 26, 2013

goobley joobely

maggot infested colostemy hole.

You dirty goobley joobely.

by firstlastlaugh December 5, 2010