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When one is under the influence of an alcoholic beverage; aka being drunk.
Normally black out drunk
Jen is real goobley right we should probably bring her home.

Katie had two bottles she is so goobley, she just went into the bathroom with a random.

Bo is definitely goobley he is acting boligerant.
Goobley by goobed in the sexy house December 8, 2010
Words you can keep
a bit of guck, gunk or unknown gross stuff found in the corner of eyes, on skin or any other object where the substance/material is unidentifiable.
"it was hard to open my eyes until i cleaned all the goobley off" or "i was about to eat a string bean but i noticed a spot of goobley on it so i had to wash the bean"
goobley by Robyn Gravelle August 8, 2007
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Goobley Minion 

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.
Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."
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goobley joobely 

maggot infested colostemy hole.
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(adv) The worthiness to be Googled.
Is our picture googley enough for a Chromecast wallpaper?
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The holy gooble 

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
You seem troubled read the holy gooble.

Gooble Gobble 

A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.

I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.

Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!" (Repeat)
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