Goobley

When one is under the influence of an alcoholic beverage; aka being drunk.
Normally black out drunk

Jen is real goobley right we should probably bring her home.

Katie had two bottles she is so goobley, she just went into the bathroom with a random.

Bo is definitely goobley he is acting boligerant.

by goobed in the sexy house December 8, 2010

goobley

a bit of guck, gunk or unknown gross stuff found in the corner of eyes, on skin or any other object where the substance/material is unidentifiable.

"it was hard to open my eyes until i cleaned all the goobley off" or "i was about to eat a string bean but i noticed a spot of goobley on it so i had to wash the bean"

by Robyn Gravelle August 8, 2007

Goobley Minion

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.

Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."

by trololololol<3 April 26, 2013

goobley joobely

maggot infested colostemy hole.

You dirty goobley joobely.

by firstlastlaugh December 5, 2010

Googley

(adv) The worthiness to be Googled.

Is our picture googley enough for a Chromecast wallpaper?

by Yonith February 6, 2022

The holy gooble

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.

You seem troubled read the holy gooble.

by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 9, 2013

Gooble Gobble

A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.

I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.

Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".

"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!" (Repeat)

by Jonathan L. Waldman May 15, 2005