goobey 

A silly or weird person. This word can get you out of sticky situations.

"You are such a goobey!"

goobey by Monkey_chunk April 14, 2014

Goobey 

Goobey is a widely used term and it is present in every language ever created. Goobey can be used in place of a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun or any other literary device. Goobey is everything and everyone. Goobey is Goobey and that's that.

Aden: Goobey.
Marcus Bumstead: Yeah Aden that's right.

Goobey by OllyMursFan79 August 24, 2020

Goobey 

a Discord server that originally started as a group chat. very popular amongst people in the LEGO community, goobey was a place where all hell broke loose. there were arguments every day, leaks on LEGO sets, and ungodly amounts of drama. it has since become a peaceful place. but it is widely disliked.

"hey, have you heard of goobey?"
"no, why?"
"its for the better."

Goobey by SuperCoolPool February 13, 2023

Goobey 

What I do to your mom in bed

John: I’m gonna Goobey your fucking mom
Jake: why don’t you goobey me
John: I May be a goober but im not gonna goob you
Jake: damn, I ain’t gonna get goobed, I’m not gonna be a goobee

John: stop it

Goobey by Cars2Enjoyer March 12, 2023

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016