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When one is under the influence of an alcoholic beverage; aka being drunk.
Normally black out drunk
Jen is real goobley right we should probably bring her home.

Katie had two bottles she is so goobley, she just went into the bathroom with a random.

Bo is definitely goobley he is acting boligerant.
Goobley by goobed in the sexy house December 8, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
a bit of guck, gunk or unknown gross stuff found in the corner of eyes, on skin or any other object where the substance/material is unidentifiable.
"it was hard to open my eyes until i cleaned all the goobley off" or "i was about to eat a string bean but i noticed a spot of goobley on it so i had to wash the bean"
goobley by Robyn Gravelle August 8, 2007
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Goobley Minion 

The real definition of awesomeness/ name of someone awesome.
Guy 1: "Did you see that triple backflip off a plane?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! That must be Goobley Minion."
Goobley Minion by trololololol<3 April 26, 2013

goobley joobely 

maggot infested colostemy hole.
You dirty goobley joobely.
goobley joobely by firstlastlaugh December 5, 2010
(adv) The worthiness to be Googled.
Is our picture googley enough for a Chromecast wallpaper?
Googley by Yonith February 6, 2022

The holy gooble 

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
You seem troubled read the holy gooble.

Gooble Gobble 

A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.

I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.

Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!" (Repeat)
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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