goo-goggles

To ejaculate into both eyes of a girl, covering the whole eye to cause the illusion of strap-less semen goggles.

I gave that blind chick a thick pair of goo-goggles last night, it's so much easier when they can't see.

goo-goggles by Jeff Bisow April 2, 2008

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Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.

"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.

Goo Goggles by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

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Godgoggles

When Someone Can't see Anything past the Bible they are Wearing Godgoggles

Similar to Beergoggles

"He Don't understand Evolution, Because he has his Godgoggles On"

"Take off your Godgoggles"

Godgoggles by Atheis(topix) January 20, 2010

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Googoggled

When you get proven wrong based on the answer of a Google search look up. You got 'Googoggled'.

"Hey, you got that 20 bucks you owe me for that bet we had about what year Hawaii became a state? You better quit betting, that's twice this month you lost money by getting 'Googoggled'

Googoggled by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 13, 2016

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Goofgoggles

The term given to sunglasses or shades worn to a) conceal red eyes from smoking weed. b) make the wearer feel under water, chilled, ninja and triptronic-cybertronic.

Dude: wow man this sun's really harshing my mellow!
Second dude: yeah? then its time for Goofgoggles!
Dude: think i lost them bro...
Second dude: their on your head man..
Dude: righteous!

Goofgoggles by Ivy Guy September 30, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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