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gonnaherpasyphilitis

what a guy is likely to receive after fuckin a nasty slut
my doctor told me i had gonnaherpasyphilitis

my doctor gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis then charged me to get rid of it

dirty bar bitch gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis

or just 4 giggles

i caught gonnaherpasyphilitis from the turducken
by my butt December 10, 2006
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Gonaherpesyphilitis

A highly contagious and deadly cocktail of a minimum of 3 contagious STD’s. Pop off’s, prostitutes, both male and female, or all around just dirty people should be questioned before making any form of physical contact or risk infection.
“yo bro you wanna hit this blunt?” Na niggy, I don’t wanna catch that gonaherpesyphilitis. Everyone already knows how you do.
by Textbomber October 27, 2018
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gonaherpasyphilitis

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.
Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!
by DarthSirius January 20, 2009
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Gonaherpasyphilitus

A clusterfuck of STDs that make you shit butterflies.
Gina went to the doctor and found out she had gonaherpasyphilitus. Upon hearing this, she shat a butterfly.
by iLUFF May 22, 2009
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gonnaherpasyphilis

Go-nnah-hERpa-syph-ilis
Noun: A collection of STDs usually spread by something disgusting or gross. Often associated with prostitutes or the school hoe.
Man 1: *about to pick up something gross*
Man 2: "Hey, don't touch that! It probably has gonnaherpasyphilis on it!"
Man 1: "Yeah, you're right."

Two people walking down the street: *see a pretty lady walking down the street*
Person 1: "Hey, she's nice looking, huh?"
Person 2: "Naw, that's Mindy. Don't get close to her, she collects STDs."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she could probably open up a museum. I think she's got the Legendary Gonnaherpasyphilis!"
Person 1: "Damn... that's difficult to get."
Person 2: "Not if you hang around Mindy."
by NeMrtvi February 22, 2022
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gonaherpasiphilitis

the terrible sexually transmitted disease that shrinks the penis.Originated in Puerto Rico.Thought to spread through gay sex.
jeremy has gonaherpasiphilitis,thats why his penis is so shriveled
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gonnaherpasiphilitis

"God dammit, that hooker gave me gonnaherpasiphilitis"
by vagina rocket March 30, 2009
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