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gonnaherpasyphilitis 

what a guy is likely to receive after fuckin a nasty slut
my doctor told me i had gonnaherpasyphilitis

my doctor gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis then charged me to get rid of it

dirty bar bitch gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis

or just 4 giggles

i caught gonnaherpasyphilitis from the turducken
gonnaherpasyphilitis by my butt December 10, 2006

Gonoherpesiphilitis 

A man or woman infected with so many STD's that they have mutated to form a single super VD.
Don't mess with her! Didn't you hear about her gonoherpesiphilitis?

Gonaherpesyphilitis 

A highly contagious and deadly cocktail of a minimum of 3 contagious STD’s. Pop off’s, prostitutes, both male and female, or all around just dirty people should be questioned before making any form of physical contact or risk infection.
“yo bro you wanna hit this blunt?” Na niggy, I don’t wanna catch that gonaherpesyphilitis. Everyone already knows how you do.
Gonaherpesyphilitis by Textbomber October 27, 2018

gonaherpasyphilitis 

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.
Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!
gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

Gonaherpasyphilitus 

A clusterfuck of STDs that make you shit butterflies.
Gina went to the doctor and found out she had gonaherpasyphilitus. Upon hearing this, she shat a butterfly.
Gonaherpasyphilitus by iLUFF May 22, 2009

gonaherpisiphilitis 

What you catch after sleeping with a asian whore.
1. Son you have got gonaherpisiphilitis
gonaherpisiphilitis by bigv69420 September 25, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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