Definitions by NeMrtvi
gonnaherpasyphilis
Go-nnah-hERpa-syph-ilis
Noun: A collection of STDs usually spread by something disgusting or gross. Often associated with prostitutes or the school hoe.
Noun: A collection of STDs usually spread by something disgusting or gross. Often associated with prostitutes or the school hoe.
Man 1: *about to pick up something gross*
Man 2: "Hey, don't touch that! It probably has gonnaherpasyphilis on it!"
Man 1: "Yeah, you're right."
Two people walking down the street: *see a pretty lady walking down the street*
Person 1: "Hey, she's nice looking, huh?"
Person 2: "Naw, that's Mindy. Don't get close to her, she collects STDs."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she could probably open up a museum. I think she's got the Legendary Gonnaherpasyphilis!"
Person 1: "Damn... that's difficult to get."
Person 2: "Not if you hang around Mindy."
Man 2: "Hey, don't touch that! It probably has gonnaherpasyphilis on it!"
Man 1: "Yeah, you're right."
Two people walking down the street: *see a pretty lady walking down the street*
Person 1: "Hey, she's nice looking, huh?"
Person 2: "Naw, that's Mindy. Don't get close to her, she collects STDs."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she could probably open up a museum. I think she's got the Legendary Gonnaherpasyphilis!"
Person 1: "Damn... that's difficult to get."
Person 2: "Not if you hang around Mindy."
gonnaherpasyphilis by NeMrtvi February 22, 2022
Suggondese Flu
The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.
Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!
Suggondese Flu by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022