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Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.
Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!
by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022
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gonnaherpasyphilis

Go-nnah-hERpa-syph-ilis
Noun: A collection of STDs usually spread by something disgusting or gross. Often associated with prostitutes or the school hoe.
Man 1: *about to pick up something gross*
Man 2: "Hey, don't touch that! It probably has gonnaherpasyphilis on it!"
Man 1: "Yeah, you're right."

Two people walking down the street: *see a pretty lady walking down the street*
Person 1: "Hey, she's nice looking, huh?"
Person 2: "Naw, that's Mindy. Don't get close to her, she collects STDs."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she could probably open up a museum. I think she's got the Legendary Gonnaherpasyphilis!"
Person 1: "Damn... that's difficult to get."
Person 2: "Not if you hang around Mindy."
by NeMrtvi February 22, 2022
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