gonnaherpasyphilis 

Go-nnah-hERpa-syph-ilis
Noun: A collection of STDs usually spread by something disgusting or gross. Often associated with prostitutes or the school hoe.

Man 1: *about to pick up something gross*
Man 2: "Hey, don't touch that! It probably has gonnaherpasyphilis on it!"
Man 1: "Yeah, you're right."

Two people walking down the street: *see a pretty lady walking down the street*
Person 1: "Hey, she's nice looking, huh?"
Person 2: "Naw, that's Mindy. Don't get close to her, she collects STDs."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she could probably open up a museum. I think she's got the Legendary Gonnaherpasyphilis!"
Person 1: "Damn... that's difficult to get."
Person 2: "Not if you hang around Mindy."

gonnaherpasyphilis by NeMrtvi February 22, 2022

Gonnaherpasyphilaids 

An uber STD which has no known cure.

I heard he got gonnaherpasyphilaids from a Hooters waitress.

Gonnaherpasyphilaids by moby14 August 3, 2010

gonnaherpasyphilitis 

what a guy is likely to receive after fuckin a nasty slut

my doctor told me i had gonnaherpasyphilitis

my doctor gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis then charged me to get rid of it

dirty bar bitch gave me gonnaherpasyphilitis

or just 4 giggles

i caught gonnaherpasyphilitis from the turducken

gonnaherpasyphilitis by my butt December 10, 2006

gonaherpasyphilis 

Commonly refered to as the triple whammy, consiting of herpes, gonareaha, and syphilis. One should cut ones dick off immediately upon receiving this STD.

I gave clarise the white dragon, and now my dick has turned black from gonaherpasyphilis.

gonaherpasyphilis by pinto partier November 10, 2008

gonaherpasyphiliaids 

A all over STD containing gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis and aids. it pretty much means your all over fucked up.

WHOAH!! your genital area is all over messed up looking,
you must have gonaherpasyphiliaids.

gonaherpasyphiliaids by williamaustin April 10, 2008

gonaherpasyphilitis 

A combination of sexually transmitted diseases, usually contracted from gutter sluts or swamp donkeys. Has no known cure.

Dave: Conrad, what did you do last night?
Conrad: I caught gonaherpasyphilitis from that nasty assed gutter slut that hangs around the bar. Now I have dried, crusted, oozing sores on my genitals. Very itchy!
Dave: Oh thats nasty!!

gonaherpasyphilitis by DarthSirius January 20, 2009

Gonaherpasyphilitus 

A clusterfuck of STDs that make you shit butterflies.

Gina went to the doctor and found out she had gonaherpasyphilitus. Upon hearing this, she shat a butterfly.

Gonaherpasyphilitus by iLUFF May 22, 2009