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ganjulate 

I am going to ganjulate in your face after I take a hit of this joint.
ganjulate by Matt FO June 11, 2006
To give the appearance of being adamant or decisive, while really having no intention to "make good" on one's promises (or threats). Derived from the tradition of the jurisprudent's gavel in US courts, which is used in television dramas to silence a querulous courtroom -- the gavel, despite conveying the image of power and authority, has in itself no inherent power (and so often proves insufficient at restoring "order in the court" amidst the outbursts of some headstrong witness or defendant). Because the gesture is itself only performative, it relies entirely upon the fear and awe of the hearer in order to retain its power.
"Coach will always gavulate about the importance of 'fundamentals' in basketball. But let a 6'11" kid show up to tryouts and it won't matter whether he can even dribble a ball."
gavulate by prevailingwest September 30, 2021

Ganjaluted 

Marijuana induced complex, intricate, or complicated statement, argument, or idea.
That argument was so ganjaluted!!
Ganjaluted by Deveraux Sinclaire February 11, 2010

grunjulate

a dance combining the stanky leg and an undulating swivel of one's hips with hands up in the hair and/or on one's head
Did you see that girl grunjulating last night? The grunjulate is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
To cause someone to gag as they perform fellatio.
I gagulated her when she deep throated me.
gagulate by Beau Guthrie June 22, 2008
A girl who loves to eat chewey granola bars during sexual intercourse. This is not a common disease.
That fucking granulate got granola stuck in my pubes last night.
Granulate by Sean Eads April 9, 2007