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Gonkulater

the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english.
YO, hand me that gonkulater, son.
by Poision Smoke October 16, 2006
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gronkulate

To throw something in the air and spin it around at the same time
Watch what happens when I gronkulate this pumpkin.
by jusTiNbumKin October 27, 2023
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gonkulator

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.
Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.
by quasi February 7, 2004
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gonkulator

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.
Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.
by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004
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gonculator

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.
Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.
by nick April 9, 2005
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gonkulate

To process something in an unknown or indefinite manner, usually related to an internal thought process. See gonkulator for original pop reference.
"Let me gonkulate on that for a while, Bob, and see what comes of it."
by TheGonkulator June 8, 2009
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gonculate

v. To guess/calculate at the same time. Also an adj, to the work Gonc
I gonculated that there answer.
by ALL BLK AUDI September 29, 2006
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