DOD

The freaking DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE !!
Which includes the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, Coast Guard, National Guard and Reserves.

I served in the U.S. DOD for 15 years.

by Plumberry September 07, 2005

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Dick on demand

She's not a whore she's just has a lot of dod

by Urrealname November 18, 2014

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DOD

Dorito overdose. To enter a Dorito induced coma or die from the over-consumption of Doritos.

Isobel had a DOD at the Super Bowl party tonight and has been in a Dorito-induced coma for the past hour.

by azbybxc January 13, 2019

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Dick Of Death. What you give a girl that you have been wanting to nail for a long time, usually resulting in the girl lacking desire for sex for a while because you literally killed the pussy.

Dude, that blonde bombshell from the gym came home with me Saturday night and I gave her the DOD in every orifice. After I jizzed in her mouth, she just laid there like a zombie.

by TWON February 24, 2004

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Dick on Demand. Acronym used by military females to describe a guy (military or civilian) that is only good for one thing...sex. He is not someone to date, take home to mom, or build a future with. Using the acronym appropriately will allow females to talk about the man while making it sound work related.

The DOD made me work overtime last night. Thankfully I didn't have to get up early for PT.

Thank goodness for the DOD! I got paid last night!

Im going to have to quit the DOD! Too much drama!

by Sunshine Kandi November 15, 2010

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