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Gone Wrong Gone Sexual 

1) The way to describe Saturday nights with my grandpa

2) When a social media star needs to spice up their title so they add "Gone Wrong" and if they need even more effect, they use; "Gone Sexual"
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Bob at his Grandpa's house on Saturday?

Jim: Ya it's on YouTube under "Cereal, Gone Wrong Gone Sexual"

Compliment Gone Wrong 

When someone compliments an unattractive individual to make that individual feel better about themselves (actually meant to boost their self esteem) but it’s actually not true; the individual then mistakenly takes it seriously from there on out and has an inflated ego.
Example: Sarah thinks she’s hot shit since she got those breast and butt implants but she’s actually a “compliment gone wrong”.

Dave sure has been acting like a “compliment gone wrong” ever since he got those new hair plugs.

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait) 

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

Cyber Sex Gone Wrong 

Just like normal cyber sex, except one person is either retarded, a noob 2 this sorta thang, or really a 12yr old kid.
Either way, both people are usualy fugly, also known as "lights out jobs".

Cyber sex is also what the internet was invented for
oh, and screen wipes.
Cyber Sex Gone Wrong:-

Charlotte: hi, how r u
Dave: fine thanks, although a little nervous
Charlotte: don’t be, I’ve done this before
Dave: Really? well great, so ummm maybe you should start then.
Charlotte: ok sexy
Charlotte: I’m leaning out of my bedroom window wearing a silk nightie. I can see you walking past. You look a little tipsy
Dave: wow, I have actually been drinking tonight
Charlotte: The wind blows my hair and I flick it back over my shoulder.
Dave: Ummm. I look up and notice you
Charlotte: Our eyes make contact
Dave: wow, breasts. I break eye contact and look at your breasts instead.
Charlotte: You like my breasts?
Dave: very much
Charlotte: I squeeze them together and pout at you.
Dave: mucky fat tits, loverly
Charlotte: I nod my head in the direction of my open front door below
Dave : Wow, its open. You shouldn’t leave your door open like that. Anyone could get in u know
Charlotte: Well maybe I wanted anyone to get in. you are anyone Dave
Dave: ok
Dave: I walk up your garden path and push your front door open.
Charlotte: You hear me shuffling around upstairs
Dave: Nice house you live in. There’s some nice stuff here. You really shouldn’t have left that door open you know.
Charlotte: I call to you softly from upstairs.
Dave: Pardon? I couldn’t quite here. I was shutting the door and the wind sort of took it out of my hands n made it slam loudly
Charlotte: I call again from upstairs, a little louder this time.
Dave: are u alone in this house? I don’t want to wake everyone up n that door really did slam quite loudly.
Charlotte: Yes dave, you have me all to yourself.
Dave: Great!
Charlotte: I call again from the landing at the top of the stairs. Come up. I want you closer. I want to feel the heat of your body against mine
Dave: Ok
Dave: I walk up the stairs. They creak a little.
Charlotte: I walk back in to the bedroom and wait for you on the bed
Dave: damn n blast it !
Charlotte: Whats the matter
Dave: I stubbed my toe. You have one of those stair lift thingies and I hurt myself on it in the dark
Charlotte: No I don’t Dave. Do you want me or not?
Dave: yes of course
Charlotte: Well stop being silly then
Dave: ok, sorry.
Charlotte: well come up stairs. I am waiting on the bed for you
Dave: ok, I sit on the stair lift and press the up button and glide up the stairs
Charlotte: I am getting cross now.
Dave: So you like it rough then?
Charlotte: Some times, but that’s not the point. You are being silly
Dave: sorry
Dave: again
Charlotte: ok, carry on then.
Dave: I enter your bedroom. I slide on to the bed and push your hair aside
Charlotte: That’s better. I close my eyes and arch my back at your touch. I have a silk scarf in my hands
Dave: I take the silk scarf and tie you to the bed.
Charlotte: yes dave, tie me up. Do what you want to me
Dave: anything?
Charlotte: Yes dave. Anything. I am all yours.
Dave: Great!
Dave: I slowly remove your knickers
Charlotte: I open my legs wide for you to see what you want better
Dave: I kiss your lips softly and slowly remove your rings from your fingers
Charlotte: why are you removing my rings?
Dave: Well I prefer you naked
Charlotte: ok
Dave: and I am also a burglar. You really shouldn’t have left your door open you know
Charlotte: what? Are you crazy?
Dave: no a burglar, I told you already. These rings look expensive. And this really is a nice house. Expensive things. And since the invention of LCD TV’s they have become lighter and easier to carry.
Charlotte: ok, forget it
Dave: I put your rings in my swag bag. Grab your telly and a few expensive ornaments and load them on to the stair lift and press the down button
Charlotte: you are retarded
Dave: Do you have a shopping trolley or something cuz I think I grabbed to many things
Charlotte: Fuck off you arsehole
Dave: I steal your shopping trolley, load my swag in to it and make my way back down your garden path.
Charlotte: Fuck you
Dave: I will close the door for you on my way out. There are some dodgy people around this neighborhood you know.
Charlotte: I am going
Dave: you cant, I left you tied up. And I took your knickers and all your clothes. You are naked. You cant go out
Dave: Cash converters here I come !
Charlotte logs out
Cyber Sex Gone Wrong by Snarfy June 10, 2009

Pity Picture Gone Wrong 

This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.
Example 1:

Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.

Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong

Example 2:
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong

Knob Job Gone Wrong 

Child concieved by missplaced semen during a blowjob or knob licking sesion
"Yo a Knob Job Gone Wrong homie"
Knob Job Gone Wrong by Coopz December 30, 2007
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