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the largest of all 4 monkey warriors on the game cube game "monkey ball". he's big and has an angrier face than Baby, Mimi, or Ai-Ai.
matt: hey lets play monkey ball!!
michelle: yeah!! ok!!
diana: yay!!
david: sure
matt: im ai-ai!!
michelle: im mimi!!
diana: im baby!!
david: aw fuck...im gon-gon...
gon-gon by meechi May 18, 2008
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A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.
Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!
Gon Gonk by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009

Galloping Gon-Gon's

A disease a person can aquire, by unknown forces, which causes them to break out into several small assholes about their body, causes them to shit themselves to death
Holy shit! how did I get the galloping gon-gon,s.

Gon-gonn 

Someone who thinks they're better than you but is actually a whore who sleeps around with anything that moves.
He thinks he's so great but he's actually a gon-gonn
Gon-gonn by Fateiskarma May 10, 2011

They gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUG POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE OURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS
BLACK AND SAMOAN IN MY VEINS MY CULTURE BANGING WITH STRANGE WHATS WHATS MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? ROCK! But seriously, they gon rumble they gon take yo face off they gon rumble they gon take yo face off.

I ain't gon hold you 

A phrase that roughly mans "I'm not going to lie to you"
"I ain't gon hold you you built like a toaster my guy"

who gon tell her? 

who’s going to tell the person about something that is obvious that the subject doesn’t realize
Person 1: “walks out with an ugly outfit”
Person 2 to person 3: “who gon tell her?”
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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