Gommer

A person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.

"is Ronny coming to the 'za hut 'fet?"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"

by Tomo_X November 9, 2006

gommer

A man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality

he is nothing but a gommer

by piero pieraccini May 26, 2006

Gommer wotsit

To be a good friend

You are the perfect gommer wotsit

by Daisy_123 February 19, 2023

gommeflip

speed (3 tage wach), tilidin, keta, 2cb, gbl, gras

mach mal den gommeflip

by olaf s. April 7, 2021

gohmert

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas

Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.

by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012

gohmert

Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.

Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.

by DeclanPA January 5, 2013

Gohmert

verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.

The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

by Harkonnen'sSuppuratingPustule August 13, 2010