gommer

A man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality

he is nothing but a gommer

by piero pieraccini May 20, 2006

Gommers

A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.

my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me....wtf!

now im in hospital

by hoedown123456789 November 09, 2010

Gommer

A person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.

"is Ronny coming to the 'za hut 'fet?"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"

by Tomo_X November 09, 2006

Gommer wotsit

To be a good friend

You are the perfect gommer wotsit

by Daisy_123 February 19, 2023