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A party drug that will make you go crazy, see things that doesn't exist, and make you feel like a boss!
Originally KETA is a type of medicine designed to paralyze horses before a surgery.
Slang for KETA could be:

Ketamine
Horse
Emma
Ket

When doing KETA, its very important to drink lots and lots of water, to avoid dehydration.
Steen takes some KETA, to a techno party. The next day when the party is over, Steen is still having a party, dancing alone and yelling because he thinks the party is still on.
KETA and party is good.
KETA, party and horses is bad.
Horses and party is not that good either. - Only if there were horses.
KETA by CELSDK October 9, 2011
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The sweetest of ladies. She tends to look like a Disney princess and has a rocking athletic body. She is kind and funny and full of adventure.
That girl is a Keta, I just want to hang out!
Keta by CeeJB August 25, 2012
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Keta's are girls that are extremely smart, funny, talented and can always dance ORANGE JUSTICE. They usually have stupid friends who care a lot about them. You are fortunate if you know a Keta. Plus, she's super cute
That girl looks like a Keta.......
Keta by Silent_nuts April 23, 2019
Sir we’re not going to advance there’s 10,000 of them and 300 of us… don’t worry soldier, we got keta.
KETA by SpaceApe_ December 7, 2022
A funny and witty denizen of GameFAQs.
Loved by all, especially Samurai Tiga.
That Keta sure is awesome!
Keta by Zeek The Cat January 21, 2003
The KETA system is a dating pattern known for it's agressive progression centering around four rules/steps. The KETA System is an acronym for:

Keep track of whereabouts
Examine trash
Tap phone lines
AVO violation
"I'm going to blow up the KETA System on Suzie. That bitch wont know what hit her."
KETA by Vlitz November 20, 2011
A person or persons whom get extraordinarily hostile while under the influence of Ketaset and/or Ketamine.
Stop insufflating that K! You’re becoming keta-mean!”