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donglicker 

slang term for anyone who is being a royal dick in the ass
That donglicker gave me an F on the test!
donglicker by Anonymous June 27, 2003

donglicker 

anyone acting like an asshole
Donglicker, quit being a prick.
donglicker by Myva Jyna June 27, 2003

Goatlicker 

The name that grocery clerks use for an individual who bears the German last name of "Goettlicher"
safeway clerk: "thank you mr. go... goat... Goatlicker?"

goettlicher: "f@#% you."
Goatlicker by Goettlicher's Wife November 18, 2013

donglicker 

Some faggot that works in a sweatshops and serv's nigga's fried chicken and kool-aid
Hey dong lickie lick my grundle and feel me some fried chicken

bonglicker 

that one random loser that doenst normally smoke with you and your friends but somehow made it into your latest gathering, has never smoked before and therefore doesnt know how to take a hit. he usually licks his lips before putting his mouth on the bong and ends up getting it all covered in saliva and goes into a coughing fit, and is subsequently laughed at shunned by you and your friends.
"Dude, did you see that dumbass choke on the bong?"

"Yeah man, I was right after the damn bonglicker and had to wipe his spit of the tube."
bonglicker by Karl W. December 21, 2007

bonglicker 

one who excersizes their right to speak freely.
That man says what ever he wants, he is a bonglicker.
bonglicker by mohamed sadoun November 19, 2007
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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